Dildo of the Week

Rush Limbaugh

I hope (Obama) fails.

You know what's interesting, I never once said that I hoped Bush would fail.  I'm sure you can find a liberal who hoped that Bush would fail, but Limbaugh is among the highest of the conservatives.  I didn't want Bush to fail, I wanted his policies to succeed; I also wanted magical flamigos to fly out of my asshole, but that would never happen.  I mean saying that one would hope for Bush to fail would be like saying you would hope that the Detroit Lions would lose.  You know it would happen.  With Bush, you knew his policies would fail, but you would hope for the best.

But maybe this is a good omen for Obama, most of the things Limbaugh wanted never came true.  He didn't want McCain to be the Republican nominee, but it happened.  He wanted "chaos" during the primary, but everything worked out.  He wanted to see rioting in Denver, but things were calm.  And he wanted McCain and Palin to win, but that never happened.  So maybe Limbaugh just gave Obama some good luck...but Limbaugh is still a dildo.

-Albert Cirrus

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