Michael Reagan and His War on Sanity

I think it's gotten to the point that when someone says there's a war on Christmas, it's got to be labeled a mental disorder:

The secular progressives who shrivel at the sound of a "Merry Christmas" greeting have long succeeded in intimidating the world of commerce and government. It's about time for the 90 percent of Americans who call themselves Christians to do a little intimidation of their own.

First off, Christians don't make up 90% of America, they represent less than 80% (and that number is falling.)  Second, why is Reagan saying that "it's about time" when he talks about Christians doing the intimidation, they've been doing it for years!

I also love the name of his column:

Christmas is Not a Holiday - It's a Birthday

I couldn't resist:

"You know what I’d get 'em for a first birthday? I’d put a grenade up their butts and light it. Happy birthday, baby. Bye bye."

Keep him away from the baby Jesus.

-Albert Cirrus

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