31 May 09 - 14:38The Batshit Crazy Right
Can these people get any crazier? Now they are claiming that Obama forced the closing of Chrysler dealerships that are run by Republicans. Malkintented is leading the charge.
Given Obama’s Chicago gangland propensities, anything corrupt is possible.
Yes Michelle, go back to your sandbox and take some peyote you crazy idiot, you are as bad as the 9/11 truthers with your conspiracy theories.
-Albert Cirrus
31 May 09 - 14:30George Tiller Murdered
Just another terrorist act from the "pro-life" community.
Amanda Marcotte has a nice eulogy.
-Albert Cirrus
Update: The new bulldog for the Christian Right has his take on the issue and I'm ashamed that this scum is also a Vikings fan.
30 May 09 - 22:15Dildo of the Week
Sotomayor critics
Pretty please right-wingers, stop being complete racists. Oh and I love this projection against her that she is the racist. In reality it's her conservative critics that are racist. Look, she is right to say that latina women have a better perspective on some issues than white men do. Imagine back in the 1850s if we let blacks decide the Dred Scott decision, things would have been different. As a white man I am comfortable saying that and as one, I have to apologize on behalf of every white man for all the shit we've put everyone else through.
-Albert Cirrus
30 May 09 - 09:47Snakes on the Glades
Reading this makes me cringe, not cause I'm afraid of snakes, but because I'm an environmentalist.
The population of Burmese pythons in Florida's Everglades may have grown to as many as 150,000 as the non-native snakes make a home and breed in the fragile wetlands, officials said Thursday.
Holy shit, 150,000? Either the snakes reproduce very quickly or there must be a lot of irresponsible pet owners out there. Not only will these Pythons compete against other native snakes for resources, but other predators such as Alligators and Mark Foley. I can't imagine seeing one of these in the wild, the largest native snake is under 10 feet long, these things are huge!
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30 May 09 - 09:27To My Troll Part 2
Death threats won't be tolerated, so your future comments will be banned. Anything you will post will be deleted as soon as you post it, so don't bother posting.
Meanwhile, I will attempt to link to other liberal websites so I can get some intelligent people to come here and comment on my thoughts.
-Albert Cirrus
29 May 09 - 06:06Obama Can't Fuck Things up That Badly, Can He?
Will he appoint an anti-choice Supreme Court Justice? I refuse to believe he will fuck this up, we will see. If Sotomayor is anti-choice, Obama will be brought down a few pegs.
-Albert Cirrus
26 May 09 - 08:15To My Troll
Yes I'm blaming Bush for the test. Clinton had Kim Jong by the balls, but Bush, Bolton, and company had to fuck it up and now we will pay for Bush's mistake. Anybody who gets nuked by North Korea (evolution forbid) will be the fault of Bush. Period.
-Albert Cirrus
25 May 09 - 07:36Dildo of the Week
Liberty University
Liberty my ass. Could you imagine the outrage if a liberal college had done the same to a Republican club? There would be hell to pay. Of course this is a private school, but this is still censorship and LU is a fascist school.
Of course one would have to ask why any self-respecting Democrat would want to attend the school in the first place.
-Albert Cirrus
25 May 09 - 07:28Malkintented, You Little Lying Prick
I love the picture you picked for your story about the North Koreans testing a nuke. You used one of Albright toasting with Kim Jong Il back during the Clinton Era when he was actually cooperating with us on not developing a nuke program. The picture makes it seem that Democrats are responsible for the nuke test by not being tough enough, which is bullshit. Of course there aren't any pictures of Bush with him cause he was too busy provoking him thousands of miles away in Washington by calling him evil and a pygmy.
Seriously, we will be paying for Bush's mistakes for years.
-Albert Cirrus
23 May 09 - 23:03Christmas in October
A jolly fat guy from the north is delivering an early Christmas present in October, but it's not Santa Claus, it's Michael Moore. Yay! I can't wait!
-Albert Cirrus
21 May 09 - 20:39Texas will Secede from the Union!
But first please repair my house Uncle Sam. Pretty please!
Lol!
-Albert Cirrus
21 May 09 - 08:49Democrats Suck
You don't need glasses, that is what I wrote. My party has given me some reasons why I should doubt it. First Obama delays releasing the torture photos. Then the Senate Democrats give the middle finger on closing Gitmo. Where is your spine Democrats? You guys are full of shit, not as much as Republicans, but you are failing us. Also, where are your investigations about torture? Stop playing defense with Pelosi and go on the attack. I want investigations! I want arrests! But that won't happen cause Democrats are pussies.
-Albert Cirrus
19 May 09 - 08:06Dildo of the Week
Colleen and Anthony Hauser
Thank goodness the judge said this kid has a chance to live, unlike his parents. Of course they claim it's because of "religious reasons" bla bla bla. You know what Colleen and Anthony? Blow those reasons up your ass! We live in the 21st Century, damn it, use modern medicine!
-Albert Cirrus
13 May 09 - 11:41Malkintented Makes up Shit
From her blog:
The Obama FDA doesn’t like the font size of the cholesterol claims on Cheerios boxes.
No where in the article does it say the FDA thinks there's something wrong with the font size of the cholesterol claims on the boxes. The FDA is saying that the claims are unauthorized. Michelle is making shit up again.
-Albert Cirrus
12 May 09 - 21:42Attack of the Zombie Ants!
Watch out!
Let's see, these ants are red, biting, and have their brains eaten out. Hmmm, sounds like Republicans! Lol!
-Albert Cirrus
12 May 09 - 15:23Jesus, Crist
Looks like my governor Charlie Crist has made it official, he is running for senator in 2010. He is a Republican, but a moderate and will probably win in a landslide...if he makes it through the primary. I'll be cheering for Marco Rubio, the conservative wacko in the race, to win it for the Republicans so the Democrat (probably Kendrick Meek) will kick his ass. Only if Rubio wins the primary.
This will open up the governors race and it looks like Alex Sink is the leading candidate at the time.
-Albert Cirrus
11 May 09 - 21:49LOL!!!!!
Ha ha ha!
While Keyes failed to get elected president or elected senator from Illinois, Obama has accomplished both! Sounds like sour grapes to me.
-Albert Cirrus
10 May 09 - 17:15Dildo of the Week
Joe the Plumber
So not only is he an idiot and a liar, but a homophobe as well.
Along with Limbaugh, JTP is the face of the Republican Party (or is he?)
-Albert Cirrus
10 May 09 - 17:01King Limbaugh
Dick has just sucked Limbaugh's "*Cheney."
"If I had to choose in terms of being a Republican, I'd go with Rush Limbaugh. My take on it was Colin had already left the party. I didn't know he was still a Republican."
This is a real "fuck you" to Cheney's old friend Powell that he would say that. Don't get me wrong, I still have my beefs with Powell, but Powell is 20 times less fascist than Limbaugh. The Republican Party would rather keep bowing down to Limbaugh than reform and try to redeem itself (is that even possible?). I say fuck Limbaugh, he's the "OPiate of the asses."
-Albert Cirrus
*Cheney=Dick
10 May 09 - 16:53Shorter Ray Comfort
Your nice 95 year old friend is going to hell.
When you consider that Christians really believe that only other Christians get into Heaven, it puts that notion to sleep that people get rewarded for being good.
Heck, Hitler was a Christian, but according to Ray, he has a better chance than the 95 year old Buddhist lady.
-Albert Cirrus
08 May 09 - 18:59Manny or is it "Mandy?"
Maybe Ramirez should be suspended the rest of the season instead of just 50 games. But I think it will be for maternity leave.
A person familiar with the details of the suspension said Ramirez used the female fertility drug HCG, or human chorionic gonadotropin.
Lol!
-Albert Cirrus
06 May 09 - 23:32Racist Conservatives, You Are Free!
You are free to say what you want! Malkintented will always have your back against those meanie poopy-head liberals who call you out on your racism.
You are free!
You are free!
You are free!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Albert Cirrus
05 May 09 - 15:07Happy Cinco de Mayo...
...and watch out for Joe Arpaio.
-Albert Cirrus
04 May 09 - 21:54Dildo of the Week
Virginia Foxx
Talk about being "homofobic as a Phoxx."
I hope Shepard's ghost haunts her in her dreams.
-Albert Cirrus
04 May 09 - 21:37Another Joke
What's the difference between Hitler and Mr. Potato Head's penis?
One's a dictator and the other is a tater's dick.
-Albert Cirrus
03 May 09 - 15:56Joke
Did you hear about the Taco Bell customer who got a case of the Swine Flu every day?
He got a case-a-dia!
-Albert Cirrus
01 May 09 - 19:21Obama Has an Opportunity
In place of Souter, give us the most liberal Supreme Court Justice this nation has ever seen. Preferably someone who isn't of the straight, white male variety. Heck, give us a non-Christian, preferably an atheist or even better, a Muslim to piss off the right-wingers. They should be friendly to abortion and same-sex marriage. They should be pro-labor and anti-corporate. They should be friendly to civil liberties, heck nominate Anthony Romero, the head of the ACLU! He is a hispanic, gay atheist too, can't beat that for a first!
-Albert Cirrus