30 April 09 - 13:32Malkintented, You Are RAAAAACIST
Okay Michelle, the joke is getting old.
How long before someone calls me RAAAAACIST for saying “SWAGGA?”
Malkintented does that in every post relating to race. She says something like the above statement or "I will be called racist for saying _____" or something else and it's suppose to be a defense against being called racist or raaaaacist. I've also seen this from other conservatives, they say something offensive (or as they would call it "politically incorrect") and then say they will be called racist for it and it's suppose to be okay.
Wrong.
You conservatives are RACIST scumbag fuckers. I will call you on it every time. That includes you Miiiiichelle Malkintented.
-Albert Cirrus
30 April 09 - 13:16Please Give Joe a Pacifier...
...cause he can't be trusted to keep his mouth shut. It's getting harder and harder to defend him when he keeps giving the right-wingers ammunition.
Although it could be worse, at least Biden doesn't have a secret death squad.
-Albert Cirrus
29 April 09 - 09:37Not Impressed Arlen
Nice try dude. That was a sneaky thing you did switching to a Democrat. I get it, you want to avoid Pat Toomey in the primary and hope the PA Democrats will reelected you. Okay, you are an opportunist, I get it. Will you support cloture on the EFCA? No!
I'm also ticked off that Democrats are letting him into the party unharassed. I think he should be tested in the primary so he could at least be held to account for his vote on the EFCA. I also don't know why he wouldn't support the EFCA, he's no longer a Republican, he doesn't have to be beat up by Toomey over it. But this isn't about a change in conscience, it's just opportunism for Arlen. Not impressed.
-Albert Cirrus
29 April 09 - 09:25Dildo of the Week
Sorry I'm late, but I've been having trouble coming up with one.
Sean Hannity
Come on coward, pour water down your nose and throat, do it for charity. My dog Keith will even do the paying. If every torture-supporter was waterboarded (voluntarily), then none of them would justify it or call it some bullshit name like "enhanced interrogation."
-Albert Cirrus
27 April 09 - 23:35Torture Didn't Lead to Foiled Terrorist Attempts
I knew it!
Even if you can claim that torture leads to good intel, why would you do it? There are hundreds of other interrogation methods that could be used without use of illegal torture. But torture has one goal and that is terror; torture in of itself is terrorism. The people who supported it belong in prison, period.
-Albert Cirrus
27 April 09 - 23:28Pigs Can Fly
Did you know they found out pigs can fly?
They discovered swine flu.
-Albert Cirrus
23 April 09 - 14:32Happy 55th Birthday Michael Moore!
Keep fighting the good fight Mike, but be cautious with eating the birthday cake, we need you around a little bit longer. 
-Albert Cirrus
22 April 09 - 09:06Eric Ericson has Lost his Mind
Our idiot friend at Redstate.com, has another "enemies want to destroy Hollywood" take of his own.
Barack Obama is playing a dangerous game; a game that will probably see many of us killed. And we should not be shy about saying so. ALTERNATE SUBTITLE: Had we not water boarded KSM, Janeane Garofalo might have been killed by terrorists. Seriously.
Well seriously you need you head examined. Torture doesn't work, period. And BTW, the beautiful and intelligent Janeane Garofalo doesn't live in LA, but in New York.
But seriously Eric Ericson, fuck you! You are represent everything wrong with this country and you are just pissed cause we can't torture Muslims anymore, you turd!
-Albert Cirrus
22 April 09 - 08:55Happy Earth Day!
I hope there will be a healthy Earth for many generations to come.
-Albert Cirrus
20 April 09 - 00:24I Love Malkintented's Logic
"A few white Republicans getting booed by the 'tea partiers' means they are off the hook for being racist."
Yeah, and the pro-segregationists hated Earl Warren, a white Republican, so they must have not been racist either.
-Albert Cirrus
19 April 09 - 22:46Dildo of the Week
The so called Tea Party "TeaPards" who showed up to protest last Wednesday.
God damn idiots, fuck them!
That's my take...for now.
-Albert Cirrus
19 April 09 - 22:42Tonight's Family Guy
Did anybody else notice that after tonight's Family Guy which was pro-pot legalization, Fox played one of those anti-pot ads? Just pointing out the irony.
-Albert Cirrus
17 April 09 - 20:23Charlie Justice for Congress
Just saw this yesterday. Please, let somebody finally beat this old asshole, he has been my congressman long enough.
-Albert Cirrus
14 April 09 - 13:32Vox Day: We Aren't Racists, Just Islamophobes!
W-freakin'-ow.
I don't think anyone has fears about election of the first African-American president. I think, on the other hand, they wish they could be certain that Obama actually was African-American. The fear is more centered around the possibility that the man is the first Kenyan-Muslim socialist to hold the office.
Of course wise people like me see through the bullshit, conservatives (and in VD's case "libertarian") are both racist and Islamophobic.
-Albert Cirrus
13 April 09 - 09:22What "I Hope He Fails" Means
I was reading some person scold a Kos diarist this morning cause he dared to give credit to Obama for Captain Phillip's rescue. But guess what? If the captain died during his rescue attempt, this would have turned into Obama's Blackhawk Down incident and a movie would have been made about it.
Remember, if "Obama failing" would have meant Richard Phillips sinking to the bottom of the Indian Ocean, so "Obama succeeding" should be what happened yesterday.
Limbaugh must be pissed today.
-Albert Cirrus
12 April 09 - 15:58Dildo of the Week
Glenn Beck
Seriously, this is one fucking sick little man.
-Albert Cirrus
12 April 09 - 15:54Favorite Easter Quote
I've been travelling a lot lately. I was over in Australia during Easter. It was interesting to note that they celebrate Easter the same way as we do - commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. I wonder why we're so messed up as a race? You know, I've read the Bible - can't find the words "bunny" or "chocolate" in the whole book. Where do we get this stuff from? And why those two things? Why not "goldfish left Lincoln logs in our sock drawers"? I mean, as long as we are making things up, why not go hog wild? I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think that when Jesus comes back, he is really going to want to look at a cross? Ow. Maybe that's why he hasn't shown up yet. "I'm not going, Dad, no, they're still wearing crosses - they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes, I might ...
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11 April 09 - 17:27Malkintented: Scaled Back Military=Chinese Invasion of Hollywood
From the craziest of all the bloggers, Michelle gives her take on a quote from Ron Howard.
Howard seems to be not only fooling himself but also threatening his own career (as do the majority of his Hollywood colleagues) with the assumption that a weaker America with a dramatically scaled-back military won’t have a negative effect on his “artistic freedom,” but I don’t expect Hollywood to catch on to this fact because they’re always so preoccupied with feverishly sawing off the same branch they’re sitting on.
What other kind of logic are we to expect from people who live their lives in a town that built its fortune on fiction? The whiffle-brainers in Hollywood will only appreciate the existence and necessity of a powerful U.S. military the day there are “progressive” Chinese tanks turning the Universal Studios lot into Tiananmen Square West. By then it might be too late to ...
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10 April 09 - 09:57Time to Name Names!...or keep them secret
Congressman Bachus has a list of 17 socialists in the US House, but won't reveal the names. Fair enough. Guess what I have? I have a list of 25 necrophiliacs in the US House and I won't reveal them until Bachus reveals his list of socialists. Do we have a deal Spencer?
-Albert Cirrus
09 April 09 - 03:10I Wish This Was a Parody
07 April 09 - 17:28Suck it Coleman!!!!!
Ha ha!
-Albert Cirrus
07 April 09 - 02:34Can the Voters in Minnesota Just Get Rid of Bachmann
This woman is just plain batshit crazy. If the 6th District in Minnesota doesn't vote her out in 2010, then there is no hope for them.
-Albert Cirrus
07 April 09 - 02:30Dildo of the Week
Alaska Republicans
State Republican Party Chairman Randy Ruedrich said Begich should step down to allow for a special election so Alaskans could vote without the "improper influence of the corrupt Department of Justice."
Republican Gov. Sarah Palin immediately endorsed the idea.
Sore losers, Begich kicked his 85 year old ass fair and square. I guess Republicans don't care about Democracy, just their own agenda. ...
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04 April 09 - 10:16Brace Yourself Iowa
The Supreme Court in Iowa just made gay marriage legal and we all know what is coming, another referendum to make it illegal like we saw in other states. I'm predicting that it will pass and the Christian right will again destroy another thousand or so marriages.
You know, one day we will look back on this like we look back on the ban on interracial marriages and laugh. We will laugh that anybody would have ever opposed gay marriage. Right now though, brace yourself for a storm of opposition.
-Albert Cirrus
03 April 09 - 19:15Shorter Vox Day
The world is going to end cause some Muslims want to have some more freedoms!
What a retard. If it wasn't for Michelle Bachmann, this dude would be the biggest embarrassment to Minnesota.
-Albert Cirrus
03 April 09 - 19:03Seriously, do we have to put up with this Bullshit for Four to Eight Years?
Wingnuts still think Obama wasn't born in the US.
Can't these people just accept that the dude was born in Hawaii and not in Kenya or Indonesia? Even if he was, I think the requirements for being a born citizen are stupid. Why should somebody be discriminated against for something they have no way to control?
-Albert Cirrus
