30 January 09 - 13:31Happy Birthday FDR
He'd be 127 if he were still alive. Franklin Roosevelt was our greatest president who saved this country from doom. Hopefully Obama will do the same 76 years later.
-Albert Cirrus
30 January 09 - 00:24Illinois Just Took a Giant Blagojevich
You know how you feel great after taking a shit? Well, Illinois just took a giant shit.
Bye bye Rod!
-Albert Cirrus
29 January 09 - 11:29Malkintented Becomes the New "Democrat"
Sort of in a way. Remember when the Republicans had the majority and passed whatever they wanted to and Democrats would put up somewhat of a resistance only to be defeated then declare some sort of symbolic victory? Now the roles have reversed and it's now Republicans declaring symbolic victories. Malkintented has her first moment.
But seriously, I am going to go into details later of how fucked Republicans/conservatives are now.
-Albert Cirrus
25 January 09 - 22:54Dildo of the Week
I hope (Obama) fails.
You know what's interesting, I never once said that I hoped Bush would fail. I'm sure you can find a liberal who hoped that Bush would fail, but Limbaugh is among the highest of the conservatives. I didn't want Bush to fail, I wanted his policies to succeed; I also wanted magical flamigos to fly out of my asshole, but that would never happen. I mean saying that one would hope for Bush to fail would be like saying you would hope that the Detroit Lions would lose. You know it would happen. With Bush, you knew his policies would fail, but you would hope for the best.
But maybe this is a good omen for Obama, most of the things Limbaugh wanted never came true. He didn't want McCain to be the Republican nominee, but it happened. ... (more)
25 January 09 - 00:15About the "Protected us for 7 Years" Meme
Republicans like to tell us that Bush protected us from terrorism for 7 years. Uh, Bush was president for 8 years, not 7. I guess the people of New York and DC on 9/11 didn't count when it came to protecting us. Even during those 7 years, most those terrorist attacks Bush "protected" us from turned out to be fake. I guess the Osama got what he wanted and didn't need to attack us anymore; Bush did the rest of the terrorism against our Constitution.
-Albert Cirrus
22 January 09 - 21:26Senate 2010: Red to Blue
It's still early, but here is my first list of the top 10 Republican senate seats that I think are most vulnerable in 2010:
10. Pennsylvania
9. Kentucky
8. Arizona
7. North Carolina
6. South Dakota
5. New Hampshire
4. Kansas
3. Missouri
2. Florida
1. Ohio
-Albert Cirrus
22 January 09 - 15:16Malkintented is not a Whore
Michelle is complaining that a Huffington Post writer called her a whore for the far right. I agree, she isn't a whore...that would be insulting to sex workers. When a sex worker dresses up as a cheerleader and does something kinky, they would expect some money for their work. Malkintented does it for free. Lol!
-Albert Cirrus
22 January 09 - 12:38This Has Creepy Potential
Beanie Babies maker sells Sasha, Malia dolls
Just keep these dolls away from people like Mark Foley.
-Albert Cirrus
20 January 09 - 22:14Arrest Bush
Now that Bush is no longer the president (doesn't it feel good to say that?), he can no longer issue pardons. Unless he pardoned all the Bushbots including himself and we won't know that for a while, I suggest that the congress starts investigation into the entire administration and starts arresting people who enabled torture and other crimes.
Oh and ignore all the fuckers who will accuse you of "Bush Delusion Syndrome."
-Albert Cirrus
20 January 09 - 22:07We've Come a Long Way Baby
1925
2009
-Albert Cirrus
18 January 09 - 01:52Why the Anti-Choicers Will Lose
Because their base is filled with bat-shit crazy motherfuckers!
-Albert Cirrus
18 January 09 - 01:47Miscellaneous Stuff
I haven't been updating much, but for a good reason, I'M GOING TO THE INAUGURATION!!!!!
Actually, not really, but I got your attention.
It's surreal that Bush only has like 2 days left in office, will he pardon everybody? I hope not.
I hope Obama fixes up the country.
The congress has already passed S-Chip and the Ledbetter Bill which is good.
JEB is not running for senate in Florida, which is good.
The Gators won, yay!
The Bucs fired Gruden, yay again!
The dildo of the week for this week and last week has to go to Joe the Plumber, aka Joe the Shitty Reporter. The dude doesn't even think reporters should report on war. I guess the Middle East must hate us, we send a plumber and he doesn't help get people water.
And again, thank goodness that Bush is almost gone. I also hope he gets thrown in jail for his crimes.
-Albert Cirrus
11 January 09 - 23:12Voinovich Retiring, Malkintented Contented?
It seems that Ohio is up for grabs now that George Voinovich is retiring in 2010, but Malkintented seems happy. I guess he wasn't fascist enough for her. That's good, if the Republican base doesn't care that their numbers in the senate are dwindling, then the more Democrats will be elected.
-Albert Cirrus
06 January 09 - 21:23Few Comments on Florida vs. Oklahoma
Of course I'm shooting for the Gators cause I'm a Gator fan, but I think they have a better shot at the championship than they did in 2007. Here is the run down of how they match up in some categories:Passing Offense
Edge: Oklahoma
Passing Defense
Edge: Florida
Rushing Offense
Edge: Florida
Rushing Defense
Edge: Tie
Scoring Offense
Edge: Oklahoma
Scoring Defense
Edge: Florida
Special Teams
Edge: Florida
Final Predicted Score:
Florida 42-Oklahoma 31
Oklahoma did score over 60 points a game the past few games, but it should be noted that the Big 12 doesn't play much defense. When Oklahoma plays against good defenses from other conferences, they get creamed in the big game like they did against LSU and USC this decade. Let's also not forget the Heisman curse for Bradford. ... (more)
05 January 09 - 09:45Why do we Have People who Think Like This Anymore?
When Anti-Christ controls the internetThe day will come when the Anti-Christ political leader will snuff out all sane, Christian-moral based sites on the Internet. When the Book of Revelation speaks of the Anti-Christ prohibiting Christians from buying and selling, that could very well be interpreted as Christians "buying and selling" on the Internet as well as merchandising at the local mart.
The Anti-Christ, controlled solely by Satan, will attack all genuine believers, killing many. Now this is happening because of the "spirit of Anti-Christ" set loose, the latter predicted in John's three short letters in the New Testament. The "spirit of Anti-Christ" precedes the actual appearance of the demon-dominated mortal known in the Book of Revelation as the "beast" — the Anti-Christ in person.
Hey SWanker, it's the fucking 21st Century! We have collectively stopped believing ... (more)
05 January 09 - 09:35World Nut Daily Strikes Again!
When your biggest "covered up" story of the year is total bullshit, you know you are a tabloid.1. Charges that Barack Obama is not a natural born citizen of the U.S. and thus constitutionally ineligible to serve as president
Obama hasn't even entered office yet and he is getting this bullshit thrown at him by some fucking lunatics. But this is what the right does, they make up a story, try to get attention, and if it doesn't get any play in the mainstream media, they declare the media to have a liberal bias. But us sane and rational people know better, the media is not liberal.
-Albert Cirrus
05 January 09 - 09:19Senator Franken
Congrats to Minnesota, Al Franken is your new senator! Of course Coleman will complain, but the recount happened and he lost. So we are up to 59 senators including Lieberman and Sanders. What can we get accomplished with that? We'll see.-Albert Cirrus
04 January 09 - 22:57"Who Gives a Levitating Shit?" to "Full of Shit"
Michelle Malkintented does a rundown of the "reporting" done on the right-wing blogs in 2008 and most of it is either unimportant or totally false.Meanwhile, what has the left done in the past 2 years. Nothing much, just giving Democrats control of most the governorships, the House, the Senate, and the fucking presidency!
Take that Michelle and your reporting on Rachel Ray!
-Albert Cirrus
04 January 09 - 10:50First Blog Post of the New Year
No, I'm not dead, I'm on vacation. Just so the 4-5 people who read this blog don't think I disappeared.-Albert Cirrus
