28 December 08 - 23:27Worst Criticism Ever
Warner Todd Huston criticizes a newspaper for printing letters to Obama. Harmless you think? Not to Huston.
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette has launched a wonderful little feature that will run until Barack Obama takes the oath of office next month. They are calling it "Dear Mr. Obama" and it is a heartwarming exercise in child indoctrination and brainwashing.
What are they writing that is so damn awful?
The Post-Gazette will be publishing letters from local students to Obama asking him for all sorts of global warming fixes, Iraq war enders, and big government programs.
Oh how dare those kids want to ask Obama to do things that might, uh, help them! They must be brainwashed!
Seriously, Huston is a jackass.
-Albert Cirrus
28 December 08 - 22:39Happy New Year!
Or in Bush's case, Crappy Shoe Fear!
-Albert Cirrus
28 December 08 - 22:27Dildo of the Week
Tampa Bay Bucs.
They started the season 9-3 and the NFC South leader. They've lost 4 straight and are out of the playoffs. What the fuck? Next season they will be without Kiffen. What a bunch of losers, I can't believe they are my home team.
-Albert Cirrus
28 December 08 - 17:49Football Picks Week 17
Oakland @ Tampa Bay
Kansas City @ Cincinnati
Detroit @ Green Bay
Chicago @ Houston
Tennessee @ Indianapolis
NY Giants @ Minnesota
Carolina @ New Orleans
Miami @ NY Jets
St. Louis @ Atlanta
Dallas @ Philadelphia
Jacksonville @ Baltimore
Cleveland @ Pittsburgh
New England @ Buffalo
Seattle @ Arizona
Denver @ San Diego
Washington @ San Francisco
-Albert Cirrus
27 December 08 - 14:49Shocked I Tell You!
Mike Duncan is shocked, shocked to find that there is racism going on in the Republican Party!
-Albert Cirrus
27 December 08 - 12:07Peace on Earth!
Israel invades Gaza, kills 192.
Yeah right.
Don't we all wish the violence would just stop and everybody can get along?
-Albert Cirrus
27 December 08 - 00:20If Bozell Hates it, it Mustbe Good
Now a word from the man who has no sense of humor, his yearly bitching about Family Guy:
Worst: Fox's "Family Guy" making fun of Jesus Christ as a slacker who works in a record store to get away from the God the Father, allegedly an almighty pain in the rear as he tries to quit smoking. Jesus appears to the masses, quickly loses his morality as he acquires fame and fortune on TV, and is found dead drunk by the cops. He's so pathetic he needs to be bailed out from jail by the dumbest character in the animated universe. The atheist Seth MacFarlane spurns his critics as the ones who are morally obtuse, saying it's "like getting hate mail from Hitler."
That episode he is describing was the best of the year. I loved the repetition of "Surfing Bird" throughout the episode.
We know that these nazis like Bozell just sit in their living rooms every night and watch ...
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23 December 08 - 23:26Fuck You Ratboy!
Since homosexuality is something you are born with, people who are homophobic need to be treated like racists. The pope is no different:
Pope Benedict said on Monday that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behavior was just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction.
Now don't get me wrong, saving the rainforest from destruction is important, but when you add homophobia and religious insanity to the issue, you water down its importance.
I think Ratboy just needs to shut the fuck up.
-Albert Cirrus
23 December 08 - 09:29Dildo of the Week
Anybody who claims there is a "war on Christmas."
Get a life, period.
-Albert Cirrus
22 December 08 - 00:41Mike Adams: Liberals are the Reason why we are Racist
Mike Adams, a walking example of what hell our University system would be like if it was controlled by conservatives, has a take on racism and the labeling theory:
But, curiously, one area of research remains unexplored: What impact does labeling someone a “racist” have on his self-image – and his propensity for future acts of racism?
He goes on:
If liberals really do believe in labeling theory, they should reconsider their own careless accusations of racism.
So it is our fault you are racist. Why does the University of North Carolina keep this idiot? Really, why?
-Albert Cirrus
22 December 08 - 00:17Football Picks Week 16
Indianapolis @ Jacksonville
Baltimore @ Dallas
Cincinnati @ Cleveland
New Orleans @ Detroit
Miami @ Kansas City
Atlanta @ Minnesota
Arizona @ New England
Carolina @ NY Giants
San Francisco @ St. Louis
Pittsburgh @ Tennessee
Philadelphia @ Washington
Buffalo @ Denver
Houston @ Oakland
NY Jets @ Seattle
San Diego @ Tampa Bay
Green Bay @ Chicago
-Albert Cirrus
21 December 08 - 01:05R.I.P. Mark Felt aka "Deepthroat"
8/17/13-12/18/08
Just another dead American hero. Where are the Deepthroats of today?
-Albert Cirrus
19 December 08 - 09:01Eight Years Too Late, David
It's nice to see a right-wing hack defend a Democrat for once.
But how viable will our Constitution be if five Supreme Court justices should decide to void 64 million ballots?
Hmmm, does this sound familiar? Where was David when the Supreme Court disenfranchised the majority who voted for Gore? Eight years too late, David.
-Albert Cirrus
17 December 08 - 01:17Gas Prices
Today I paid under 20 dollars to fill my tank. A few months ago I paid over 40 dollars. Weird.
-Albert Cirrus
16 December 08 - 00:32Answer to Malkintented's Question
Are you proud of yourselves, anti-Prop. 8 mob?
I think they should be proud of themselves, that's the point of a boycott.
Bichelle Mitches on:
Now, read this — a closer look at how the mob ruined the manager’s life:
Boo hoo, her life was ruined cause she, uh, gave money to help ruin the lives of others.
Persecuted slavemasters, all of the homophobes.
-Albert Cirrus
15 December 08 - 10:23I Feel Sorry For Detroit
A once great city now a shell of what it used to be. This year has been a bad year for them. First their corrupt mayor is kicked out. Then McCain comes and says that the jobs will never come back making the state like him a lot less. Then the Republicans say "fuck you" to the auto companies just to piss off the UAW. Now their NFL team is 0-14!
At least they won the Stanley Cup. But at the rate of the region is deteriorating, Joe Louis Arena might be up for sale soon.
-Albert Cirrus
14 December 08 - 12:55Dildo of the Week
Pat Boone
What troubles me so deeply, and should trouble all thinking Americans, is that there is a real, unbroken line between the jihadist savagery in Mumbai and the hedonistic, irresponsible, blindly selfish goals and tactics of our homegrown sexual jihadists.
You know what, I'm not even going to comment. I'll let Boone's Dildosity speak for itself.
-Albert Cirrus
14 December 08 - 12:46Republican War on Unions
Here is a real Republican memo that was obtained:
From: Sent: Wednesday, December 10, 2008 9:12 AM
To: Subject: Action Alert -- Auto Bailout
Today at noon, Senators Ensign, Shelby, Coburn and DeMint will hold a press conference in the Senate Radio/TV Gallery. They would appreciate our support through messaging and attending the press conference, if possible. The message they want us to deliver is:
1. This is the democrats first opportunity to payoff organized labor after the election. This is a precursor to card check and other items. Republicans should stand firm and take their first shot against organized labor, instead of taking their first blow from it.
2. This rush to judgment is the same thing that happened with the TARP. Members did not have an opportunity to read or digest the legislation and therefore could not understand the consequences of it. We should not rush to pass this because Detroit says the sky is falling. ...
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14 December 08 - 12:30Football Picks Week 15
New Orleans @ Chicago
San Diego @ Kansas City
San Francisco @ Miami
Buffalo @ NY Jets
Tampa Bay @ Atlanta
Seattle @ St. Louis
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore
Denver @ Carolina
Washington @ Cincinnati
Tennessee @ Houston
Detroit @ Indianapolis
Green Bay @ Jacksonville
Minnesota @ Arizona
New England @ Oakland
NY Giants @ Dallas
Cleveland @ Philadelphia
11 December 08 - 22:29Rumsfeld to Blame for the Torture
Nothing to see here, move along.
Rumsfeld and the rest of the Bushbots deserve to be charged with war crimes.
-Albert Cirrus
11 December 08 - 01:16Difference Between NimRod Blagojevich and Republicans
NimRod is a scumbag, no doubt about it. The dude withheld giving a children's hospital funding until they gave campaign money. But I think it's important to remember that if he was a Republican, he probably would have never given the money at all.
-Albert Cirrus
10 December 08 - 18:59Take That Motherfuckers!
Obama will use middle name during swearing in.
After right-wingers used "Hussein" to ridicule him, Obama will shove it back in their faces.
I like this guy.
-Albert Cirrus
09 December 08 - 01:29Can We Please Not Have This?
A religious case for gay marriage.
I'm with the fundies on this one, but for different reasons. Gay marriage should strickly be a secular issue. I hear from Christian apologists that Christianity ended slavery, which is pure bullshit. Christians supported slavery for centuries before they finally opposed it and it was actually the enlightenment thinking on which this country was founded that ended it. On the same coin, I'd hate to see Christians take credit for gay rights after opposing them for a long time.
-Albert Cirrus
08 December 08 - 14:46Dildo of the Week
George W Bush
In the interview, Bush said a lot of retarded shit, but this is the worst part of it:
GIBSON: What were you most unprepared for?
BUSH: Well, I think I was unprepared for war. In other words, I didn't campaign and say, "Please vote for me, I'll be able to handle an attack." In other words, I didn't anticipate war. Presidents -- one of the things about the modern presidency is that the unexpected will happen.
Wait, you didn't anticipate war? You fucking cocksucker, you wanted to go to war before you were "elected", don't give me this bullshit. Even though you probably won't go to jail, your legacy will haunt you for the rest of your life (assuming Bush gives a levitating fuck what others think.)
Also, fuck you Charley Gibson, you are a whore. Bush lied right to your god damn ...
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07 December 08 - 13:08Football Picks Week 14
Oakland @ San Diego
Washington @ Baltimore
Jacksonville @ Chicago
Minnesota @ Detroit
Houston @ Green Bay
Cincinnati @ Indianapolis
Atlanta @ New Orleans
Philadelphia @ NY Giants
Cleveland @ Tennessee
Kansas City @ Denver
NY Jets @ San Francisco
Miami @ Buffalo
St. Louis @ Arizona
Dallas @ Pittsburgh
New England @ Seattle
Tampa Bay @ Carolina
-Albert Cirrus
05 December 08 - 15:17Justice is a Bitch
OJ Simpson steals some shit, goes to jail for 33 years.
Bush invades Iraq on a lie and kills over a million Iraqis, he gets a fucking library.
Justice is a bitch.
-Albert Cirrus
04 December 08 - 15:13Love is Possible
"We must show that love is possible."It is. Thank you, Kia Scherr.
RIP Rosemary Hale, 1909-2009.
--Gord
04 December 08 - 09:44Michael Reagan and His War on Sanity
I think it's gotten to the point that when someone says there's a war on Christmas, it's got to be labeled a mental disorder:
The secular progressives who shrivel at the sound of a "Merry Christmas" greeting have long succeeded in intimidating the world of commerce and government. It's about time for the 90 percent of Americans who call themselves Christians to do a little intimidation of their own.
First off, Christians don't make up 90% of America, they represent less than 80% (and that number is falling.) Second, why is Reagan saying that "it's about time" when he talks about Christians doing the intimidation, they've been doing it for years!
I also love the name of his column:
Christmas is Not a Holiday - It's a ...
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04 December 08 - 09:17"Duh" Story of the Week
Poll Shows Religion, Income Drove Prop 8 Vote.
What else is new?
-Albert Cirrus
04 December 08 - 09:06Martinez Out, JEB in?
Mel Martinez isn't running for reelection to the Senate in Florida, but JEB (Bush) might try to take his place. They say JEB is popular, but it will be 8 years in 2010 since his last political election victory and a lot has happened to the Bush name since then. I think any Democrat would give him a run for his money, especially Kathy Castor. The economy will remind the voters who his brother is and they will vote accordingly.
-Albert Cirrus
02 December 08 - 00:47"Purpose Driven Strife"
Bush given peace medal.
Hey Rick, fuck you. Why would any rational person give a "peace" medal to anybody who started an unjust war for any reason? It's because Rick Warren is not a rational person, he's just one of these ethically challenged right-wing Christians who just love Bush.
-Albert Cirrus
01 December 08 - 17:36War on Christmas Time
It's that time of year again, the time for the nuts to claim there is a secular war on Christmas. I wonder how long this charade will go on.
-Albert Cirrus
01 December 08 - 17:33Napalin will use Chambliss for 2012 Run
Palin is in Georgia right now campaigning for Saxby Chambliss. Chambliss is leading in the polls right now and will probably beat Jim Martin for the senate tomorrow. Palin will use his victory as an opportunity to cement herself as a GOP kingmaker.
-Albert Cirrus
26 November 08 - 12:39Football Picks Week 12 and 13
Sorry for the tardiness:
Week 12
Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh
Philadelphia @ Baltimore
San Francisco @ Dallas
Tampa Bay @ Detroit
Minnesota @ Jacksonville
Chicago @ St. Louis
Houston @ Cleveland
Buffalo @ Kansas City
New England @ Miami
NY Jets @ Tennessee
Carolina @ Atlanta
Oakland @ Denver
NY Giants @ Arizona
Washington @ Seattle
Indianapolis @ San Diego
Green Bay @ New Orleans
Week 13
Tennessee @ Detroit
Seattle @ Dallas
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