01 December 08 - 00:02Florida 45-Florida State 15
Take that mother-fuckers!
-Albert Cirrus
01 December 08 - 00:00Dildo of the Week
It was tough trying to find one this week, but I found this via Pandagon.
Bozell doesn't have any sense of humor what-so-ever. I guess after the endless beatdown of conservatives like Bozell by liberals like Stewart and Colbert, they would fight back. But this makes Bozell look more and more bitter.
-Albert Cirrus
28 November 08 - 10:31Mumbai Attacks
There's no question there are really bad and ethically challenged mofos out there in the world.
-Albert Cirrus
26 November 08 - 12:39Football Picks Week 12 and 13
Sorry for the tardiness:
Week 12
Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh
Philadelphia @ Baltimore
San Francisco @ Dallas
Tampa Bay @ Detroit
Minnesota @ Jacksonville
Chicago @ St. Louis
Houston @ Cleveland
Buffalo @ Kansas City
New England @ Miami
NY Jets @ Tennessee
Carolina @ Atlanta
Oakland @ Denver
NY Giants @ Arizona
Washington @ Seattle
Indianapolis @ San Diego
Green Bay @ New Orleans
Week 13
Tennessee @ Detroit
Seattle @ Dallas
... (more)24 November 08 - 18:01Hannity and...
Of course Colmes is not that big of a liberal, but Hannity would make anybody on the left look like Michael Moore. With the addition of Glenn Beck, Fox News will become more and more FUBAR.
-Albert Cirrus
23 November 08 - 01:46Dildo of the Week
Look, I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us, is prepared to use violence, to use harassment. I think it is prepared to use the government if it can get control of it. I think that it is a very dangerous threat to anybody who believes in traditional religion.
1. Fuck you.
2. The fascists/Nazis were Christians, not secular and they killed gays.
3. Gay rights are not a threat to religions unless the religion's goal is to undermine gay rights.
4. It's your side that is using government to accomplish your goals. Your side spent millions of dollars to spread lies about what the Prop 8 was about.
5. Why don't you want to give the same rights to gays that you and your first three wives had?
-Albert Cirrus
21 November 08 - 21:56Malkintented: Palin Can't do Anything Wrong
I think we have all seen the amazing video of Palin being interviewed while standing in front of a man killing turkeys.
You would think anybody would think that that video would be embarrassing, you don't know Michelle Malkintented:
Farmers kill animals. Then they sell them. Grocery stores package them. Meat-eaters buy them and eat them. This is no big deal
That's not the point, nobody is saying that is a big deal, except for the PETA folks (sorry, I'm an omnivore). But it is stupid and inappropriate to stand in front of the killing. Even Democrats get embarrassed when our politicians do stupid things like riding in a tank (Dukakis) or dressing up in a blue space suit (Kerry). But it seems like Republicans like Malkintented will never criticize Palin.
PDS: It never ends.
No ... (more)
20 November 08 - 19:27Crazy Shit
Atheist military -- a sign of the end times?
Gordon James Klingenschmitt is a former naval chaplain who says, unfortunately, the Secular Coalition for America will eventually get its way. "There is a day coming in the end times when the military will be forced to be atheistic because, in order for the eventual man who is the man of sin -- the Anti-Christ -- as it is describe in the Bible, for him to come to power and to stamp out Christianity around the globe, he's going to need a good strong atheist military," he contends. "That is the first step toward Armageddon, and I'm concerned about that. And I pray that President (elect) Obama is not foolish enough to lead us down that road."
I swear, if these kinds of people ever get a hold of our nuclear launch codes, we are totally fucked in the ass.
-Albert Cirrus
20 November 08 - 12:31Mike Huckabee and White Liberal Guilt
Mike Huckabee on why the gay civil rights movement is not like the black civil rights movement:
But here is the difference. Bull Connor was hosing people down in the streets of Alabama. John Lewis got his skull cracked on the Selma bridge.
I know, what an asshole. According to him, gay people need to be beat up before he gives a levitating rat's ass about their strife.
But Huckabee himself has the luxury of living in tolerant society (or as the conservatives call it "PC"). Huckabee was born in 1955 and didn't become an adult until after the 60's civil rights movement was basically over. Huckabee is from Arkansas which was a former Confederate state. If Huckabee was a little older, he might have been one of the ones fighting against the civil rights activists. He could have been one of the ones hosing or beating blacks. But Huckabee grew up in a culture that said that that is bad. ... (more)
18 November 08 - 22:31Focus on the Laid Off
Focus on the Family, aka Dobson's organization is laying off 202 workers. This is funny cause the group spent so much money to support Prop 8 in California (over half million dollars). So while spending the money to prevent people from starting families, they took that money away from its workers so they could provide for their families. Like I said, these Christian organizations don't really care about families.
-Albert Cirrus
18 November 08 - 13:31Must be the Year of the Rat...
...cause Democrats just voted to keep a rat in his committee seat.
-Albert Cirrus
18 November 08 - 02:17Proof Capitalism Rewards Stupidity
Napalin to get 7 million dollar book deal.
Once she removes all the other books from all the libraries, there will be nothing but this one.
-Albert Cirrus
17 November 08 - 13:17And Some Said Racism was Over
Obama has now hit a record, a sad record for most threats against a president-elect. These threats are mostly race-based and will get worse. As the racists become more marginalized, they will increase their rhetoric. Of course, for every nut that exclaims their threats, there are hundreds that stay quiet; those are the ones that worry me the most.
-Albert Cirrus
15 November 08 - 19:17Dildo of the Week
Seriously, this dude makes Michelle Bachmann sound sane.
-Albert Cirrus
15 November 08 - 19:11Football Picks Week 11
NY Jets @ New England
Houston @ Indianapolis
Tennessee @ Jacksonville
Oakland @ Miami
Baltimore @ NY Giants
Detroit @ Carolina
Philadelphia @ Cincinnati
Chicago @ Green Bay
New Orleans @ Kansas City
Minnesota @ Tampa Bay
Denver @ Atlanta
Arizona @ Seattle
St. Louis @ San Francisco
San Diego @ Pittsburgh
Dallas @ Washington
Cleveland @ Buffalo
-Albert Cirrus
15 November 08 - 19:09Florida 56-South Carolina 6
Two years ago, the Gators beat South Carolina by one point on a blocked last-second field goal attempt and end up going to the National Championship game. Just a few minutes ago, the Gators crushed South Carolina by 50 points. Can the Gators make it back to the game? I sure hope so.
-Albert Cirrus
14 November 08 - 09:17Daily Show/Colbert Report Guests
It is always fun watching Jon Stewart tear up his right-wing guests, especially if it is Bill O'reilly. In the second segment, O'reilly tried to lay that "America is a center-right nation" bullshit and Stewart shot him down. It's kind of hard to know if O'reilly is serious or not, especially when he thinks a small teddy bear is a Panda! Watch the reruns.
On the Colbert Report, Steve brought on this thug named Steve Moore who was pimping his book about how taxes kill business or some shit like that. Increasing taxes actually helps the economy. He also repeated the bullshit claim that the New Deal did not get us out of the Depression and it was World War 2. I love Colbert's reaction, "let's start World War 3!" Of course WW2 actually made the economy worse; the war was necessary, but it didn't help the economy. Wars take away productivity on making consumer goods and increase the debt and inflation.
-Albert Cirrus
13 November 08 - 09:48The Sheer Idiocy of Following Ben Shapiro
Anti-porn zealot and right-wing parrot Ben Shapiro has an interesting take on why young voters are bad.
No political mass movement led by young people has ever resulted in good. In fact, the most murderous mass movements in history have been led by young people. Nazism became popular among the youth before it became the German national theology; Hitler, of course, cultivated young people by targeting them for service in his SA, or Sturm Abteilung, and later, his Hitler Youth.
So all you young people, Hitler is your fault!
But really, all movements good and bad have had lots of young people cause they are able to do the ground work better than older people. You shouldn't pigeonhole and entire age group. But here is the irony of this all: Ben Shapiro is 24 years old! The same age I am. ... (more)
13 November 08 - 00:46Sorry Limbaugh, Counties Can't Vote
You know, it's interesting, I saw today the final county map, red state, blue state map by county, and if you just landed here from Mars, and you looked at that map, you would swear the Republicans won this thing in a landslide, if you didn't know where the population centers are. I guarantee you by county and by square mileage, we skunked 'em!
-Limbaugh, the Vulgar Pigboy
If every county had one vote, Republicans will win every time. But they don't and people vote instead. I wish we would have the popular vote win elections instead of the electoral vote, but that's a different story. Obam won 87 of the 100 most populated counties and even though those counties may look small on the county-by-county map, they represent a large chunk of the population.
-Albert Cirrus
12 November 08 - 16:45Early Endorsements for 2010 Democratic Senate Candidates to Replace Republicans
Not all of these people will run for the senate, but they are my personal favorite at this point:
Florida-Congresswoman Kathy Castor
Ohio-Congressman Tim Ryan
Missouri-Secretary of State Robin Carnahan
New Hampshire-Congressman Paul Hodes
Kansas-Governor Kathleen Sebelius
South Dakota-Congresswoman Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
Arizona-Governor Janet Napolitano
Other future picks would depend on retirements or scandals.
-Albert Cirrus
11 November 08 - 22:15At Least He Didn't Kill an Intern this Time
-Albert Cirrus
11 November 08 - 14:00Thank You Bart
BNA has it's first linker, Bartcop.com. The link is under "blogs" above Bradblog and below The Blue State. Bartcop was one of my first online inspirations. I started reading his daily rants in 2002 and his worldview has influenced me a lot. Recently I bought one of his "Worst President Ever" shirts and I wear it once a week. Funny, I've never seen a picture of Bart, but I know a lot about him.
I will try to get others to link to BNA so more can find this site.
-Albert Cirrus
10 November 08 - 23:33Draft Kathy!
In 2010, Senator Mel Martinez will be up for reelection and it looks like he is unpopular here in Florida. He won in 2004 by a very small margin to replace Bob Graham even while Bush won Florida by a medium margin. Some people are saying maybe Alex Sink or Robert Wexler should run, but I'm going with Kathy Castor. She is the daughter of Betty Castor, the candidate who lost to Martinez in 2004. She is the current congresswoman of the 11th Congressional District which is Tampa, part of Tampa's suburbs, part of St. Petersburg, and part of Manatee County. I think she will be best for the job and I will do my part to try to draft her.
-Albert Cirrus
10 November 08 - 19:43Why Operation Leper Won't Work
Operation Leper won't work because the post-election bashing of Palin is obviously something done by Republican insiders to blame Palin for the election failure. It is also done to stop her from running in 2012 by rendering her useless so someone else can run. No candidate will take Redstate's advice when it comes to hiring staffers, the party does not want Palin. As I said before, they want Jindal or maybe Romney. To them, Palin can just go pound sand.
-Albert Cirrus
10 November 08 - 12:19In Response to "me"
the people have spoken
You are right dude, they have spoken. That does not though make it right. In 2000, 61% voted in California for a similar amendment to ban gay marriage. In 2008, that number was 52%. If the amendment is put up for a third vote, the people will vote to legalize gay marriage. It took a while for the voters to accept civil rights for black people, it will take time to establish marriage equality.
-Albert Cirrus
10 November 08 - 12:11Interesting Observation
In 2000 and 2004, the NFL teams were evenly split up into 16 in red states and 16 in blue states. Now with Obama's landslide, now there are 24 teams in blue states or 3/4 of the teams. The teams that moved from red to blue are Broncos, Colts, Bengals, Browns, Panthers, Jaguars, Bucs, and Dolphins. The teams that are still in red states are Cardinals, Rams, Chiefs, Cowboys, Texans, Saints, Titans, and Falcons.
-Albert Cirrus
08 November 08 - 23:31Dildo of the Week
It was tough, but this week it goes to 52% of the California voters who voted for Prop 8. I don't care who voted for it, you are homophobic. Just think about the lives you ruined or lives you are going to ruin. The Amendment to the Constitution now needs to be challenged.
-Albert Cirrus
08 November 08 - 23:24Football Picks Week 10
Denver @ Cleveland
New Orleans @ Atlanta
Seattle @ Miami
Green Bay @ Minnesota
St. Louis @ NY Jets
Tennessee @ Chicago
Jacksonville @ Detroit
Buffalo @ New England
Carolina @ Oakland
Indianapolis @ Pittsburgh
Kansas City @ San Diego
NY Giants @ Philadelphia
San Francisco @ Arizona
Baltimore @ Houston
07 November 08 - 22:41Hey Newsbusters
The website that takes the slightest thing in the mainstream media and claims that it is liberal bias has groundbreaking research:
There’s no disputing that Obama won on Tuesday, but the big blue map published by New York Times seems like a way to overstate the magnitude of the Democratic victory — maybe just to give liberals a nice blue souvenir to hang on their office cubicles, or maybe a subliminal way of pushing the idea of a huge mandate for liberal government.
The map in question is this:
In 2004, we saw shit like this. Dumbasses.
-Albert Cirrus
07 November 08 - 21:49In Defense of RFK Jr.
I've been reading some hysterical opinion from some websites, some I enjoy to read about Robert Kennedy Jr. possibly heading the EPA. They most notably mention his work on the autism-vaccine link and claim he is some sort of conspiracy loon, he is not. They claim that he is anti-science for his research on the topic, he is not, he is just giving his opinion about the matter. I'm not saying he is right or wrong about the link, I just think people need to calm the fuck down about him.
Either way, we need a staunch environmentalist to head the EPA and I can't think of anybody more qualified than RFK Jr.
-Albert Cirrus
07 November 08 - 12:08Limbaugh Wants "Socialist" Justices
I'm tired of these Democrats acting like they won the election. Somebody needs to stand up and say, "When you win the election, you pick the nominees. Until then, shut up! Just shut up! Just go away! Bury yourselves in your rat holes and don't come out until you win an election. When you win an election, you can put all these socialist wackos, like Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Stephen Breyer, all over the court, but until then, SHUT UP! You are really irritating me."
-The Vulgar Pigboy 7/6/05
Okay, Obama can do that. Of course in Conservativese, "socialist" means "liberal."
-Albert Cirrus
07 November 08 - 09:24Can We Cut the Crap?
McCain didn't lose cause he didn't embrace the right-wing, he lost cause he did embrace the right-wing.
-Albert Cirrus
06 November 08 - 22:36Repeal Tax Exempt Status for all Religions
As a result of the California Prop 8, thousands of loving same-sex marriages will be in jeopardy. The result was close, but the piece of shit passed. Now, people are blaming blacks and latinos for the passing of it, but people seem to forget that those groups are mostly Christian/Catholic. The Catholic and the Mormon churches pumped millions of dollars into the election thus making their sheep vote against civil rights. I think it's time to stop allowing churches to hoard so much money by not paying taxes. They aren't allowed to get involved in elections anyways, but so many do and it's so easy to get away with it. Most government officials are religious themselves and look the other way.
Of course some would claim that religions do good charitable work and deserve to be tax exempt. That maybe so, but then again, governments can do so much better with dealing with those matters than religions. ... (more)
06 November 08 - 15:44Atlas Fucked
Palin really is a dumbass.
"She didn't understand, McCain aides told me, that Africa was a continent and not a country and actually asked them if South Africa wasn't just part of the country as opposed to a country in the continent,"
Thank you America for not electing this idiot.
-Albert Cirrus
06 November 08 - 09:04Jeff Merkley will Win
Looks like the Democrats will have another senator. Still waiting for Georgia, Minnesota, and Alaska.
-Albert Cirrus
05 November 08 - 19:27Conservatism Failed
I don't want to hear another conservative bitch about how "if we were more conservative, we would have won the election" bullshit. The failed because they were too conservative, period. The only reason why people elect them is cause they do a good job of manufacturing it and selling it. They exploit some fear or religious belief and cause people to vote against their own best interests. It's time to stop that. Liberals own this new century and we will make things better. The election of Obama is a good start.
-Albert Cirrus
05 November 08 - 14:22Good Stuff/Bad Stuff
Good Stuff:
Obama wins, of course.
Atheist hater Dole loses to Hagan, thank God Levitating Pizza Goblin.
Cheater Sununu loses to the should-have-been winner in 2002 Shaheen.
Jay Nixon wins in Missouri.
Democratic congressmen sweep New England.
Murtha and Kanjorski hold on in PA.
SD and CO reject anti-choice amendments.
Idiot Robin Hayes loses.
Bad Stuff:
Prop 8 in California passes and other states pass anti-gay amendments.
Miss McCarthy Bachmann wins reelection.
and a few other things, but it was mostly good.
-Albert Cirrus
05 November 08 - 13:59Bush Kisses Ass
Bush praises Obama, promises smooth handover.
Translation: Heh heh, please don't convict me for my crimes.
-Albert Cirrus
05 November 08 - 13:49We Have an Opportunity
We have to get rid of conservatism, the future of America depends on it. By getting rid of it, I mean remove it from all aspects of our government. Conservatism itself won't go away, but it's influence can. Once the conservatives are out, they can go back to their sandbox and take acid or whatever and let the adults, the liberals take over. On this blog, I will go into details about how to do that.
-Albert Cirrus
05 November 08 - 13:40Please Let it be so
Rahm is mulling over being Obama's Chief of Staff.
Please get his DLC ass out of congress and put in a strong economic liberal.
-Albert Cirrus
04 November 08 - 11:27What I will be Doing for the Rest of Today
Not blogging, that's for sure.
I'll post something when Obama gets 270 electoral votes.
-Albert Cirrus
04 November 08 - 09:19Election Day
Everytime someone votes for McCain, an angel gets herpes.
Just kidding. 
-Albert Cirrus
03 November 08 - 09:35One More Day Left
I feel so excited!
-Albert Cirrus
03 November 08 - 01:38Let's Not Kid Ourselves
The attacks on Obama won't suddenly disappear once he's elected president. In many respects, they will get worse. It happened under Clinton and we saw some of the most ridiculous attacks in political history then. The good news is that unlike under Clinton, no frivolous investigations or impeachments will happen cause the Democrats will gain big in both houses of Congress. But where the attacks will come is from the media, especially from the right-wing bloggers. I think the left-wing blogs need to deal with this problem by being vigilant and bringing out the truth.
-Albert Cirrus
02 November 08 - 16:57Dildo of the Week
Joe the Plumber. After ageeing that Obama would mean death to Israel, he decides not to show up to a McCain rally. McCain looked embarrassed, the man who he wants to marry if Prop 8 in California fails (and I hope it does) doesn't show up. Awkward. I guess Joe wanted to work on his book or record or whatever he is doing now instead of supporting the man he wants to be president.
-Albert Cirrus
02 November 08 - 16:48Anti-McCain/Pro-Obama Bias?
In one word: Bullshit!
Unfortunately, the few actual examples of "positive" and "negative" coverage PEJ offers do little to clarify its methodology, and less to inspire confidence. For example, PEJ notes:
Some of that positive coverage was related to evidence that the financial crisis was aiding Obama. "Recent economic woes have given Democrat Barack Obama a clear lead over Republican John McCain," declared a story posted on AOL News on Sept. 24, citing a 9-point lead for Obama in a new Washington Post/ABC News poll.
That's what counts as "positive" coverage of Obama? A fairly straightforward report that a poll finds Obama in a "clear lead" over McCain? And, it seems, much of Obama's "positive" coverage consisted of reports like that:
The data clearly point in this direction for some of the explanation. Of those stories that focused mostly on polls, a clear majority (57%) were ... (more)
02 November 08 - 00:26Florida 49-Georgia 10
Take that you Bulldog bastards. That's revenge for your retarded celebration last year.
-Albert Cirrus
01 November 08 - 17:09Football Picks Week 9
NY Jets @ Buffalo
Jacksonville @ Cincinnati
Baltimore @ Cleveland
Houston @ Minnesota
Detroit @ Chicago
Tampa Bay @ Kansas City
Arizona @ St. Louis
Green Bay @ Tennessee
Miami @ Denver
Dallas @ NY Giants
Philadelphia @ Seattle
Atlanta @ Oakland
New England @ Indianapolis
Pittsburgh @ Washington
-Albert Cirrus
26 October 08 - 01:53Football Picks Week 8
Oakland @ Baltimore
Arizona @ Carolina
Tampa Bay @ Dallas
Washington @ Detroit
Buffalo @ Miami
St. Louis @ New England
San Diego @ New Orleans
Kansas City @ NY Jets
Atlanta @ Philadelphia
Cleveland @ Jacksonville
NY Giants @ Pittsburgh
Seattle @ San Francisco
Indianapolis @ Tennessee
Cincinnati @ Houston
-Albert Cirrus
