29 September 08 - 07:59War of the Bracelets
Whether or whether not you think it was appropriate for Obama to mention the dead soldier during the debates and show his bracelet (apparently his mom says it was okay), it doesn't change the fact that the troops are unnecessarily dying. Sometimes we get into these emotional spells where we forget the truth and murderous ideology rears its head. The war was unjust, we should have gotten out a long time ago, Bush needs to be tried for war crimes.
-Albert Cirrus
28 September 08 - 09:28Desperate
Redstate.com is looking desperate to find Obama gaffes. Now they are nit-picking over how one gets out of a hole.
-Albert Cirrus
27 September 08 - 22:02Dildo of the Week
The two pilots who fell asleep. They must have heard McCain speak before the flight.
-Albert Cirrus
27 September 08 - 21:59Football Picks Week Four
Almost forgot:
Cleveland @ Cincinnati
Houston @ Jacksonville
Atlanta @ Carolina
Denver @ Kansas City
San Francisco @ New Orleans
Arizona @ NY Jets
Green Bay @ Tampa Bay
Minnesota @ Tennessee
Buffalo @ St. Louis
San Diego @ Oakland
Washington @ Dallas
Philadelphia @ Chicago
Baltimore @ Pittsburgh
So far: Me 28-19, Gord 35-12
-Albert Cirrus
26 September 08 - 22:51I Have One Thing to Say to McCain
After watching the debate tonight, I have one thing to say to you: You and Petraeus need to get a fucking room, god damn it! You were basically drooling over that lying nazi piece of shit, get a room!
-Albert Cirrus
24 September 08 - 19:39It's Over
Obama wins, McCain loses. McCain pulls a stupid stunt, Obama refuses to go along.
You're going to lose you little Republican pussy, you're going to lose.
-Albert Cirrus
23 September 08 - 11:02The World According to Malkintented*
Seventeen year old recruiting voters to vote for Obama=baaaaaaad!!!!!
An eleven year old wearing an Obama supports terrorism shirt=goooooood!!!!!
Don't get me wrong, both kids have the right to do what they do, but this shows selective outrage from Miss Malkintented*.
-Albert Cirrus
*New spelling.
21 September 08 - 00:19Dildo of the Week
John fucking McCain. I think he has had worse weeks than this, but this week has been hell for him. McCain, you are going to get your ass whooped this November.
-Albert Cirrus
21 September 08 - 00:16Football Picks Week Three
Houston @ Tennessee
Tampa Bay @ Chicago
Arizona @ Washington
Carolina @ Minnesota
Kansas City @ Atlanta
Oakland @ Buffalo
Cincinnati @ NY Giants
Miami @ New England
New Orleans @ Denver
Detroit @ San Francisco
St. Louis @ Seattle
Jacksonville @ Indianapolis
Pittsburgh @ Philadelphia
Cleveland @ Baltimore
Dallas @ Green Bay
NY Jets @ San Diego
So far: Me 17-14, Gord 21-10. It's still early in the season.
-Albert Cirrus
19 September 08 - 15:02Obama, be my Teacher
I guess McCain's lies and smear tactics aren't working, parents prefer Obama over McCain to teach them 55-44. I guess mainly cause Obama was once a teacher.
-Albert Cirrus
16 September 08 - 17:55Malcontented is a Dumbass
Michelle Malcontented seems to think that owning a $35,000 tanning bed is not elitist, but the exact opposite.
Michelle Malcontented:
Can they be more out of touch? Tanning beds have long been derided as “white trash” and “redneck.”
By "long have been" you mean a few websites you searched for to prove your point. I wonder how many poor rednecks can pay for a $35,000 tanning bed? I'm guessing not many you dumbass.
-Albert Cirrus
16 September 08 - 00:30"I like cows, hire me!"
Cronyism at its worst.
So when there was a vacancy at the top of the State Division of Agriculture, she appointed a high school classmate, Franci Havemeister, to the $95,000-a-year directorship. A former real estate agent, Ms. Havemeister cited her childhood love of cows as a qualification for running the roughly $2 million agency.
I like football, make me coach of the Tampa Bay Bucs please!
-Albert Cirrus
14 September 08 - 20:58What the Media Would Say if...
...the Obama ignored Palin or treated her more gingerly:
"If Obama can't stand up to Palin, can he stand up to dictators?"
"He is sexist for treating Palin differently than he would for a male candidate."
"He is afraid of Palin."
But no, it's the exact opposite:
"He is criticizing Palin too much."
"He is sexist for attacking Palin too much."
"He is afraid of Palin, so he is attacking her."
It's a catch 22.
-Albert Cirrus
13 September 08 - 23:32Dildo of the Week
Chad Ocho fuckin' Cinco
To be fair, I think he should be allowed to have his new name on his jersey, but he is still a dildo for changing his name.
-Albert Cirrus
12 September 08 - 23:35Ike Barrels Down on Texas
"Don't kick the baby!"
Wrong Ike.
-Albert Cirrus
12 September 08 - 15:21Girl Power!
Interviewer: Who are you voting for?
Woman: I'm voting for McCain cause he picked a woman to be his vice president. Girl Power!
(eight years later)
Interviewer: After eight years of the McCain presidency, your rights have been severely diminished, any regrets?
Woman: No and now I'm endorsing the Palin/Coulter ticket for 2016 and...uh!
Interviewer: What's the matter?
Woman: Nothing, just my water breaking. Time to go deliver my rapist's baby. Girl Power!
-Albert Cirrus
12 September 08 - 08:14Dumbing Down of this Great Nation
My mortal foe Michelle Malkin (Malcontented) loves to post irrelevant things on her well visited blog, today the lead story was about how the two candidates threw their flowers.
If this election comes down to this, we are screwed. Fuck the economy, fuck global warming, fuck healthcare, fuck energy independence, fuck world peace, OBAMA THREW HIS ROSE LIKE HE IS TOSSING PENNIES INTO A FOUNTAIN!!!!! WE CAN'T TRUST HIM TO BE OUR LEADER, HE CAN'T KNEEL DOWN AND PLACE THE FLOWER LIKE MCCAIN, THE BRAVE WAR "HERO!!!!!" AHHHH!!!!!
(back to normal)
-Albert Cirrus
11 September 08 - 19:09What Obama Can Do
Obama should announce that he is choosing Hillary Clinton to be his Secretary of State when he gets elected. It will sure take the media attention off of NaPalin.
-Albert Cirrus
11 September 08 - 09:41New Name for Sarah Palin
"NaPalin"
It's a take off of "Napoleon", the pig from Animal Farm. It's a reference to her being borderline authoritarian. Also to piss her off for the pig comparison. 
-Albert Cirrus
10 September 08 - 21:20Football Picks Week Two
So far, I'm 8-8 and Gord is 12-4 (he is more of an expert than I am). This week should be better for me.
New Orleans @ Washington
Tennessee @ Cincinnati
Buffalo @ Jacksonville
Oakland @ Kansas City
Indianapolis @ Minnesota
Chicago @ Carolina
Green Bay @ Detroit
NY Giants @ St. Louis
Atlanta @ Tampa Bay
San Francisco @ Seattle
New England @ NY Jets
San Diego @ Denver
Miami @ Arizona
Baltimore @ Houston
Pittsburgh @ Cleveland
Philadelphia @ Dallas
-Albert Cirrus
10 September 08 - 21:14Is it Just Me...
...or now that McCain is slightly ahead in the polls, Republicans haven't shut up about it. Obama has led in the polls most of the Summer and after the Republican Convention, McCain gets a small bump in the polls. Republicans now see this as some sort of justification. I guess when the debates come and McCain will be forced to debate the issues, Obama will be over 50% again until election day.
-Albert Cirrus
10 September 08 - 13:55New Rule
In the tradition of Bill Maher, I'm going to make up a rule:
If you ideology says that it is wrong to use the "gender" or "race" card, you are not allowed to use thoses cards. First off, I don't like to use that term "card" when it comes to accusations of racism or sexism, but for the argument I will use them. When Clarence Thomas was accused for his sexual harassment, he accused his critics for their "hightech lynching." Now McCain and Palin are accusing Obama for sexism cause he used the idiom "lipstick on a pig" when talking about McCain. But they are saying he was being sexist towards Palin. Fucking bullshit, like I said if you've railed against liberals using "cards" your entire life, you aren't allowed to do it yourself.
-Albert Cirrus
09 September 08 - 23:29Running on Shit
Plans unveiled to convert human waste to energy. Remove the word "waste" from that and you get an entirely different sentence.
-Albert Cirrus
09 September 08 - 22:50Albert is Angry
What pisses me off as much as Republicans is when a tv station removes it's daily rerun of Seinfeld at 7:30 PM and replaces it with reruns of this new shitty gameshow called Deal or no Deal.
-Albert Cirrus
09 September 08 - 22:19McCain is not Honorable
McCain lies about Obama's education record. He accuses Obama of supporting teaching kindergartners about sex ed when really it's to stop pedophiles. And that "I approve this message" at the end? Fuck you John McCain.
-Albert Cirrus
08 September 08 - 23:15Insane Quote
"Before my very eyes, I saw my Dad reborn;
only this time he’s a she...Welcome back,
Dad, even if you’re wearing a dress and
bearing children this time around."
-Michael Reagan on Sarah Palin
Hey dude, lay off the drugs.
-Albert Cirrus
07 September 08 - 20:37Sorry, Couldn't Help it
(Dialog sometime soon.)
Bridget Moynahan: Tom, your son is starting to walk on his own!
Tom Brady: Lucky for him, ouch!
-Albert Cirrus
07 September 08 - 10:09Senate Predictions
Democrats will pick up at least 5 senate seats this election in the states of Virginia, New Mexico, New Hampshire, Colorado, and Alaska. Democrats will be competitive in Oregon, Minnesota, North Carolina, and Mississippi and hopefully take away a few more seats from the Republican bastards.
-Albert Cirrus
07 September 08 - 00:54Let Them Celebrate
BYU beat Washington today 28-27. Why one point for the difference? Cause the refs made the Washington team kick the extra point with a 15 yard penalty and it was blocked. Why? The player who scored threw the ball up in celebration. It was ruled "unsportsmanlike conduct." What the fuck? Let them celebrate. If it is blatant taunting, flag them, but this is bullshit.
-Albert Cirrus
06 September 08 - 16:15Inconvenient Truths for Republicans
McCain, Palin, and the Republicans think they have a good shot at retaining the White House this year, but there are some facts they will have to deal with.
1. The map is not on their side. McCain thinks he has a shot at Democratic "swing states" won by both Gore and Kerry like Wisconsin, Oregon, Pennsylvania, and Michigan. Bullshit. Obama will also most likely pick up New Hampshire, Iowa, and New Mexico. That adds up to 264 electoral votes. Obama needs Colorado, Ohio, Virginia, Florida, or Nevada to win or tie. I also see Missouri possibly being in play. I've been watching the map and Obama has not gone below McCain in the polls.
2. Palin will not pick up as many women as they think she will. McCain thought he was clever and added a woman to the ticket. Only the women who were going to vote for McCain anyways will vote for McCain. ...
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06 September 08 - 07:12Dildo of the Week
A weekly feature on Blueneck Agenda is the Dildo of the Week. It's the worst person in the news of that week.
Sarah Palin was last week, so this week it's Georgia congressman Lynn Westmoreland. He's a real racist son of a bitch.
-Albert Cirrus
05 September 08 - 17:33Nonviolence Intro
My first post on this blog will deal
with an issue very close to my heart. It will not be the last on this
issue either, so for the purposes of this and future posts, I will give a brief
explanation of nonviolent resistance which will be elucidated by further
explanation in coming posts.
Nonviolence is a difficult
concept. It’s a negative term, almost like an absence of action. It
is not violent resistance; so many people assume it must therefore be
nonresistance. It might be better described by Martin Luther King, who
called it soul force. Mahatma Gandhi called it Satyagraha.
Jesus didn’t coin a pithy phrase for it, but talked about it frequently.
Later, I will make a case for Jesus’ death and resurrection as proof of
nonviolence’s efficacy from a religious perspective, just as I will make a case
for it on social grounds. Jesus’ words and example will prove useful on
both counts. ...
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05 September 08 - 08:59Why I Hate Republicans
I wonder how many Republicans were masturbating while watching this. It's sickening and it's bullshit. The Republicans have exploited 9/11 to their benefit and it's time to end it. Watch Olbermann's reaction to it at the end, it's very powerful. He was close to tears and I'm glad someone on the news has the courage to say it.
-Albert Cirrus
04 September 08 - 18:07Palin?
Found that as a web ad on another blog, doesn't that look a little bit like Sarah Palin? She also has five kids with her highschool boyfriend, weird.
-Albert Cirrus
04 September 08 - 16:27Rove
Why the fuck is Karl Rove still free? Didn't he a few months ago refuse to testify in front of Congress? Don't you go to jail for that? Didn't he last year decide to stay away from politics and become a teacher? This asshole sure has some balls.
-Albert Cirrus
04 September 08 - 01:13Best Daily Show in Weeks
While Palin was making her case in front of thousands of fascists, Jon Stewart was ripping right-wingers left and right...well mostly right.
Since the end of the writers strike, the Daily Shows haven't been as good as they used to be, but the one played September 3rd was the shit. Stewart and the others started bashing Larry Craig, then went on to Bush, Thompson, and Lieberman. The second segment, Stewart exposed right-wing hypocrisy from people treating Palin differently than other people. Rove was claiming Palin was experienced for being mayor of a small town, but not Tim Kaine for being mayor of Richmond. O'reilly said that Bristol Palin's parents are off limits, but the parents of Jamie Lynn Spears. And finally, the people who claimed that criticism of Palin is sexist while saying sexist things about Hillary. The last segment he interviewed Newt, the king of hypocrisy. ...
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03 September 08 - 23:572043
In the year 2043, an Iraqi will run to be the leader of Iraq. In 2008, he was captured off the battlefield as an insurgent and was thrown in jail for many years and tortured. 35 years later, he would refuse to shut the fuck up about it during his partie's convention.
-Albert Cirrus
03 September 08 - 23:44Question About Foreign Policy Experience
If Republican governor of Florida Charlie Christ was the VP nominee, would they say he had foreign policy experience cause Florida is near Cuba?
-Albert Cirrus
03 September 08 - 00:26Football Picks Week One
One of the features on this blog will be weekly football picks between me, Albert Cirrus and a co-blogger. Week one is always the hardest cause you don't know how a team will do; will they suck or will they kick ass? Here are this week's picks, the ones in bold are my picks, the ones underlined are his, and the ones in bold and underlined are both of ours:
Washington @ NY Giants
NY Jets @ Miami
Kansas City @ New England
Houston @ Pittsburgh
Jacksonville @ Tennessee
Detroit @ Atlanta
Seattle @ Buffalo
Tampa Bay @ New Orleans
St. Louis @ Philadelphia
Cincinnati @ Baltimore
Arizona @ San Francisco
Dallas @ ...
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01 September 08 - 15:50Testing 1,2,3
My first post
Happy Labor Day!
-Albert Cirrus
