26 August 09 - 06:39Rest in Peace Teddy
Edward Kennedy 1932-1999
Rest in Peace.
-Albert Cirrus
06 August 09 - 16:36Welcome to the Bench Justice Sotomayor!
-Albert Cirrus
06 August 09 - 16:33What to do with Morris, Bolton, and the Rest
They really can't take it, Bill Clinton doing something successful. He saved those two female journalists in North Korea. But Dick Morris won't have any of it and exposes what a sick bastard he is.
Maybe they don't come home. Maybe they go to North Korea and live with the consequences of their decision to go there.
Fuck you toe-boy! I also saw John Bolton say something about how we shouldn't negociate with Kim Jong Il and bla bla bla. Hey you two and other conservatives who agree, you go to North Korea, you starve, you work until you can't work anymore. I honestly hope that was part of the trade deal for the hostages, cause we don't need scumbags like Morris and Bolton here in the US.
I'm just glad those two women are home despite what others say.
-Albert Cirrus
03 August 09 - 16:25Conservative Fascists
Rep. Kratovil hung in effigy by health care protester
Attention Obama, Pelosi, Reid, and every single Democrat: this is your opposition. These people only want terror and chaos, there is no working with them. They represent a small sliver of the country, but they are very vocal. They are the enemy of all things good and should be disregarded. It's time to stop triangulating and give us real single payer health insurance.
-Albert Cirrus
03 August 09 - 13:08Dildo of the Week
Obama has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture.
A few seconds later:
I'm not saying that he doesn't like white people. I'm saying he has a problem
So you think Obama hates white people, but you are not saying he doesn't like white people. Uh, okay.
this guy is, I believe, a racist.
Oh, look at the projection here, the only racist here is Beck.
-Albert Cirrus
03 August 09 - 12:43Maher vs. the Birthers
I usually don't link to Op-Eds, but this one hits the spot:
And there's nothing anyone can do to convince these folks. You could hand them, in person, the original birth certificate and have a video of Obama emerging from the womb with Don Ho singing in the background ... and they still wouldn't believe it.
Lol!
This can be true about a lot of subjects: 9/11 "truthers", the moon landing deniers, anti-vaccine liars, holocaust deniers, global warming deniers, creationists/IDers, etc. You can present them the facts to their faces and they will still be in denial. These people need to be confronted and defeated.
-Albert Cirrus
02 August 09 - 18:27Blue Dog Myth
One of the excuses I hear about the Blue Dog Democrats is that they come from conservative/Republican districts and must vote accordingly. This is a myth. Here are the Blue Dogs and how their districts voted in the last election:
Scott 71-28
Baca 68-30
Schiff 68-30
Thompson 66-32
Harmen 64-34
Sanchez 60-38
Costa 60-39
Cardoza 59-39
Bean 56-43
Cooper 56-43
Cueller 56-44
Michaud 55-43
Boswell 54-44
Barrow 54-45
Murphy 54-45
Donnelly 54-45
Bishop 54-46
Arcuri 51-48
Moore 51-48
Nye 51-49
... (more)30 July 09 - 15:05The "Girthers"
(Satire)
Honolulu, Hawaii-With all the talk and controversy about Obama's birth certificate and uncertainty over whether or not he is a natural born citizen, there is one group of conspiracy theorists that get overlooked: the "Girthers."
The "Birthers" believe that Obama wasn't born in Hawaii and instead was born in Kenya or Indonesia and they cite their proof that nobody has seen his actual birth certificate (despite evidence to the contrary). But the Girthers have a theory for this: Obama was never born.
"It's obvious," states the Girther founder Derrick Nutt and founder of the website World Nutt Daily "he was never born. He must still be in his mother's womb." Nutt also believes that Obama's mother Stanley faked her death in 1995 and is still pregnant after almost 50 years. Nutt explains, "Science has allowed 60 year olds to get pregnant, she would be 66 today. She must have been given a drug to stay pregnant all those years. ... (more)
29 July 09 - 14:10The Masked Quitter
A woman wakes up to the smell of smoke and 2 firefighters barge in to rescue her. She screams that her 2 year old son is still in there, but the firefighters say it’s too dangerous to go back in. She is brought outside and screams for help while the firefighters put out the fire. Suddenly, a woman in a cape lands right next to her.
Woman: Who are you?
MQ: I’m the Masked Quitter, you betcha.
Woman: My son is in there, save him!
MQ: What’s his name?
Woman: What? Jason.
MQ: Oh, that’s a dumb name. What kind of food do you like?
Woman: Jason is going to die!
MQ: You can call him pasta, I like to eat moose also. Maybe I could name my next kid that.
Woman: Why would you name your kid "Moose?"
MQ: Hey, don’t attack my children, David!
Woman: David?
MQ: Never mind.
Woman: Just fly up there and get him before it’s too late!
MQ: Oh-kay.
The Masked Quitter flies up to the second floor and 2 minutes ... (more)
28 July 09 - 17:04Did LBJ Invite Cross-Burners to the White House for a Beer?
Obama has done something stupid, he has invited that racist cop Crowley to the White House to have a beer with, he also invited Professor Gates too. But I think this is a bad move, I think it rewards idiocy and racism. Would Obama invite a child molester? I wouldn't think so. So why is Crowley any different? I also think Obama should have used a stronger word to describe Crowley, I would have called him a "racist asshole" and demanded his firing, but Obama is too nice. Obama needs to stop fucking up and do the right thing and cancel his meeting with Crowley and just invite his friend Gates.
-Albert Cirrus
28 July 09 - 14:07The Birthers Will Hate This
Whereas the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961;
Guess what, no Republicans voted against it. They hope their pissed off Birther friends will be forgiving.
-Albert Cirrus
28 July 09 - 13:35Bunny Boy to Retire
I know his name is "Bunning", but it sounds like "Bunny" and that is funny (hey that rhymes).
Seriously, this crazy mother fucker should have been voted out 5 years ago. I hope the Democrats pick up this seat next year, we have two statewide candidates (the Attorney General and LT Governor) who could win Kentucky.
-Albert Cirrus
27 July 09 - 17:27Let's Use the Birthers
I just heard on the radio that Republicans will show up to their districts and be confronted with the birther nuts. I think they will be distracted and it's an incredible opportunity for Democrats to pass real healthcare reform.
-Albert Cirrus
27 July 09 - 00:28Dumb Move Charlie Crist
Maybe he was reaching out to the right-wing base with this praising.
-Albert Cirrus
26 July 09 - 01:29Dildo of the Week
The Gamecocks coach said Friday at the SEC’s media days that the director of football operations filled out the ballot in his stead and voted for Mississippi’s Jevan Snead.
I smell bullshit.
Yeah Steve, this has nothing to do with Tebow embarrassing the Gamecocksuckers two years in a row with scoring 107 points on them.
In 4 years with Florida, Meyers 2 championships and Spurrier only had 1 in more than twice that span. Tebow got his Heisman as a sophomore, Spurrier's NFL career sucked. Jealousy? This was just a "fuck you" to Tebow, Spurrier needs to retire, Bowden too.
Yeah and all the other teams could perfectly pick the other players, but Spurrier had to rely on others, yeah believable. Fuck you Steve!
-Albert Cirrus
23 July 09 - 12:00On Cue
Malkintented victimizes the racist cop who arrested a black Harvard professor. Of course I love the story she cites as an example of why he is allegedly not a racist.
“I wasn’t working on Reggie Lewis the basketball star. I wasn’t working on a black man. I was working on another human being,” Sgt. James Crowley, in an exclusive interview with the Herald, said of the forward’s fatal heart attack July 27, 1993, at age 27 during an off-season practice at Brandeis University, where Crowley was a campus police officer.
Has it come to this? You use this as proof for not being a racist? I guess the logic is that you can as a police officer unjustly arrest a guy for being black, but if you tried to save another black guy's life 16 years ago, it's all okay. I bet during the 50's and 60's, some of the police who hosed, beat, and attacked with dogs blacks who protested ... (more)
22 July 09 - 17:15Businesses Shouldn't be Allowed to do This
They shouldn't be allowed to rename icons like the Sears Tower, at least without the consent of the people in the city. There should be a law that states that if a building, stadium, skyscraper, bridge, etc. has had a name for more than 25 years, the name shouldn't be changed without a vote from the city's residents. Since the Sears Tower was built in 1974, 1999 would have been the deadline for a change without a vote. Of course, since there are a lot of buildings and stuff, so there would also have to be a signature initiative to get it on the ballot. I just came up with the idea, so the details would be debated later.
-Albert Cirrus
21 July 09 - 17:47Dildo of the Week
I think with all the projection and accusations of racism against Sotomayor, it's refreshing to remember who the real racists are: conservatives and Republicans.
-Albert Cirrus
21 July 09 - 01:20Walter Cronkite 1916-2009
This is kind of late, but RIP.
-Albert Cirrus
16 July 09 - 12:32Official: Pot can Pay for a Thousand Michael Jackson Funerals
Add to that the money saved not arresting harmless pot users. If they grew the industrial hemp also, they could help relieve the gas and smog problem too and make lots more money. Of course this idea is reality based, so it won't see the light of day.
-Albert Cirrus
